Always a Winner

I haven't blogged in a couple of days because all my special blogging pictures are on this computer and this computer only. The past couple of days have been mildly stressful/ridiculous...I've recently started taking Adipex and drinking a lot more Crystal Lite. When I get back to school I want to be as good as ever, for one particular reason, my fiance. Mentioning him in thought or I guess typing made me think of what to bullet point today:

How To Always Win An Argument:

• Never back down...instinct always tells me "Lauren you better just let this slide" but my bitchiness gets the better of me and I normally don't leave someone alone until I have a clear understanding as to what the fuck is going on.
• Ask Questions...if you are as slow or forgetful as I am and some moron pulls on of those "you know why I'm mad at you" cards, ask why, obviously to avoid a confrontation and skip to the fixer upper part you would amit what you did.
• Have them relay the story to you...likely they are telling it from their point of view and its probably totally wrong, in certain cases always wrong (Ahem) a good example I heard of recently is Kara's dad said something to the "I want you to get a job so you can cover your basic expenses" and she told her mom "Dad wants to kick me out of the house"
• Take low blows...who cares about common courtesy, leave it at the door! Let your lips run wild for a little bit. (This is a guerrilla tactic that always works because people are surprised that you would stop to that level and it makes them instantly feel superior to you.) If they're crazy tell them they are mentally deranged...if they have bad posture tell them they look like Quasimodo!
• Be Insensitive...Even if deep down you know what you are saying/doing is wrong, personally I think it is a weakness to be a doormat...don't you? Whatever they say just take it in silence
• Agree With Them...When they tell you that you are a bitch, cheat, liar, manipulator, or horrible person, just agree with them...the argument is likely to end faster and I think it annoys them that you are already aware of this breaking news. (If you are lucky you can admit this before they start to say it)
• Always worry about the little ones...they are the meanest of all they store all your information for ammo!!!

I hope no one is scared :(