McFatty

I've definitely succumbed to this blogging crap. I can just type and type about stuff or stuff that's bothering me! So today I'm going to go on a short tangent...I just don't understand why white woman in particular are expected to be super ultra skinny why cant it be "thick in the hips slim in the waist" or "cute face, slim waist with a big behind." The above picture is of Marilyn Monroe duh but by today's standards wouldn't she be considered fat? Yet, we still hail Marilyn. Lately I'm feeling unhappy...but due to my instinctive ways to not let something "appear" to hurt my feelings I feel even worse :( sooo today my bullet points will be





What to do when someone calls you fat

• Under all circumstances you hurt yocan not let it appear to your feelings, you must must must shrug it off
• If you are particularly ballsy say something like "well yeah but your face sucks" or "at least I have boobs" (I wouldn't suggest doing this to a friend)
• Suck it in even more, who cares about a lack of oxygen...if you are lucky maybe you'll go to the hospital because you pass out
• Ignore it, don't act like your deaf unless you truly are deaf, but if your deaf, being fat would be the least of your worries honey.
• Slowly shed the weight, if you do it fast, they'll know it's because of them
• Actually I'm rethinking the above bullet point if you are real dedicated to making them feel bad develop an eating disorder who cares if you burn out your esophagus.

Anyways that's my rant about weight or whatever tomorrow or possibly later today will be different this posts makes me look like I have issues...which in a sense I do with certain people (yes I mean YOU!).